Lo. Lee. Ta.

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.

After saying I will read this book for years, I have finally read Lolita! Not just any version, but the “Revised and Updated” annotated version!

It’s a little scary. The annotations and the lengthy introduction, when combined, are roughly equal in length to the actual story portion of the book.

I confess, I skipped the majority of the introduction (which I will read later), and I tried to read the notes, but they were not intended for a first time reader, as they contain spoilers! BOO!

I am going to tell you something very strange it was she who seduced me.

Lolita is perhaps Nabokov’s most famous book. Written first in English, and only later translated into Russian, Lolita is one of the most controversial novels of the 20th century.

Humbert Humbert, otherwise known as H. H., is our protagonist and narrator. He is in his late 30’s and fanatically, no, insanely obsessed with 12-year-old Lolita. Telling his story from prison, H. H. tries to convince the dear reader of, I suppose, his innocence in the whole affair. His denial of culpability is hard to swallow, and at times I wondered if there were any characters in this novel that Nabokov actually wants the reader to like.

H. H. claims that his “sickness” was caused, at least in part, by an unfilled childhood romance with a girl named Annabel. True or not, this does not absolve him of his crimes against Lolita.

A desperate honesty that throbs through his confession does not absolve him from sins of diabolical cunning.  He is abnormal. His is not a gentleman.

Nabokov has woven a myriad of cultural and literary references throughout the novel. This is the reason for the lengthy annotations. To be honest, most of these references I did not understand or catch, and even through reading the annotations (partly, at least), I’m not sure I fully understood all of them. The annotator feels strongly that the reader need be aware of these to fully appreciate the novel, but I strongly disagree.

I can see why this novel was, and still is, very controversially. However, I did enjoy it, despite the fact that I found almost all the characters completely despicable, including our dear Lolita.

Immediately after finishing the book, I watched Stanley Kubrick’s version of Lolita, which was released in 1962. It changes the order of some revelations in the novel, cuts out all the backstory for Humbert Humbert, yet uses a lot of the dialogue word for word. All in all, it was good, but I felt it did not entirely tell the same story.

Reading the novel, I felt that H. H. was a terrible person, afflicted with a horrible penchant for young girls. In the movie, he comes across more as a man in love with one particular girl, which somehow is less disgusting. The movie also makes Lolita more likable, making her more attractive while downplaying her culpability and personality traits that made the relationship with H. H. possible.

I’m happy to have finally read this, but it wasn’t entirely enjoyable, given the subject matter. I suppose that may have been Nabokov’s intention.

Oh, my Lolita, I have only words to play with!

3 out of 5 stars.

The Catcher in the Rye


The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger

My rating:  2.5 / 3

Holden Caulfield, what can I say? Holden is our narrator, and he is a messed up kid (17) who hates everything.  He’s being kicked out of (yet another) boarding school, and is pretty whiny.

I have to say, I was really hoping for more out of this book. I mean, it’s supposed to be a classic, but I just don’t get it. To mimic Holden, what was the *goddamn* point??

Holden leaves school days early, goes out to bars where he is drinking despite being under age, checks into a hotel, and basically goes “underground” in NYC for a few days. Why didn’t the school notice he was he was missing and call his parents?

He goes on and on about how he hates phonies, but I think Holden was the biggest phony of all.  He is constantly saying how much he hates something yet doing it anyway. He lies to his friends (if you can call them that), he lies to the girls he’s sort of dating.

Someone told me it was “more of a guy story”.  Um, I read sci-fi, fantasy, horror, you name it. I work in a technical field, I play video games.  I can hang with the boys, if you will. I do not think that this is just a guy’s story. I think it’s a poor excuse for a classic american novel and was quite a waste of my time. The only reason I finished it was because I was waiting for something, anything, interesting to happen.

There is nothing eventful in this novel. There is no transformation, no climax, no character progression or growth.  Hell, nothing very interesting happens AT ALL.

The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

My rating: 3 / 5

This is one of those books, that for whatever reason, is considered a classic. An American Classic. WHY?

Why do teenagers across the country suffer through reading this in high school? I had to read this in school, and to be honest, it was a lot like The Scarlet Letter. I just wasn’t old enough, or mature enough, and didn’t have enough life experience (Thank GOD!) to understand or appreciate the subject matter.

Now, roughly 20 years later, I actually understand this book. Back in high school, I would have summarized the novel as “some creepy guy who likes to throw parties and has a thing for the girl next door.” I guess that’s somewhat accurate, but really misses the point.

The Great Gatsby is actually about a guy who throws parties, but not because he likes parties. The purpose of the parties is to get a girl, Daisy, back in his life. Turns out, she’s his new neighbor’s cousin, and an introduction of sorts is in order.

To be honest, I can’t really say that I liked or enjoyed this novel any more now than I did 20 years ago. I just understand the themes and concepts. Back then, I don’t think I understood, really, the meaning of adultery, or how awful almost all the characters in this book turn out to be.

We went to see the movie, and the movie is entertaining, sort of. I really loved the special effects. The CGI of New York City circa 1920 was amazing. My husband liked the movie because he likes Carey Mulligan. I didn’t think she was particularly inspiring in this movie, nor was anyone else, except perhaps Leonardo.  He’s come along way since Growing Pains.

Anyway, after having read this twice AND seen the movie, I’ve had enough!

book review: The Sun Also Rises

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

My rating – 2.5 / 5

One of my goals this year is to read more books that are considered classics.  I figured something by Nobel Prize winning, American author Ernest Hemingway would certainly count as a classic!

I really did not enjoy this book.  I didn’t hate it, and I didn’t dislike it enough to stop reading, but it wasn’t easy.  It’s easy to read, but it’s just so boring.  The characters were not that likable, and there wasn’t much character development.  Apparently this spare / sparse style is a Hemingway trademark.

The Sun Also Rises tells the story of Jake Barnes and Lady Brett Ashley as they travel from Paris in the 1920’s to Spain to watch the bullfights.  The most descriptive passages of the book are of the bullfights, and despite taking up many pages, have little to do with the overall plot of the novel.

There’s a love triangle (quadrangle even maybe?), drinking, some fishing, more drinking, bull fights, more and more drinking, some real fights, and oh, did I mention drinking?

Page after page, I kept telling myself, “Maybe it gets better on the next page.  Maybe it has a good ending”.   Nope.